Clutter at the Station can often be overwelming. But as it is a small booth forced to house a host of different institutions, one must cut the hard working union employee behind the counter some slack. Just stay behind the yellow line and fill out your forms before coming to collect whatever it is you want. I don't even get paid enough to finish this...

Anyone out there want to help create an outrageous coloring book? We have several hundred coloring books, many untouched, others with childrens' scribbles. We also have thousands of photos of Elsewhere to be de-saturated.

 

THE STATION

Hello, and welcome to THE STATION. The color coded maps and signs match the vehicle transportation number, please stand behind the yellow line and away from the counter.

For safety and wellbeing it is requested that all residents check-in with the station to get authoritatively custom-ized by filling out form 1A, 57txg, and 8fg9, available for pre-registration on this website.

As guarantor of Elsewhere’s button treasury, the Station records and rewards labor by distributing button work-credits to qualified reportages. Please speak to the station representative about the “get started in the game” button subsidy, available during customs and procedures.

GO ELSEWHERE! Those wishing to check-out can schedule a trip-in-a-box to well known locations as Honolulu, the Arctic. Cast your vote of preference by laying your bet down on one of two available ashtrays, Vegas or Reno. Heck, why take a chance with foreign fair when Disneyworld represent all possible combinations of identity traits, characteristics, heroes and villains? Have a taste for the exotic? Why not buy a doll from around the world to remind you of the accessibility of other cultures simply by modifying hair, eye color, and garb? How should you travel? By the remote-control-rent-a-car, covered wagon, spreading your arms and pretending to fly, or taking the last-stop chew-chew to Santo Domingo (edible rocks posing as peanuts are available for first class travelers.)